The lines you are putting down on paper
That make thousands of people happy when they see them
Make me sad when I see them
So now your livelihood must be destroyed
Even though there is nothing forcing me to see them.
I am very mad at the person who made it start with the last season.netflix
No matter what the romanisations tell you, there are no voiced obstruents in the Korean language. NONE.
Staying up late doesn’t MEAN ANYTHING when you also woke up late.
Allow if you're still aliveWow. Smash Mouth predicted dropshipping.
Six to eight years to arrive
The scene where they explain what the title of the work means
Instead of the usual commands, I taught my dog made-up words. This is known as a DSL.
The X parasites in this game honestly look yummy. Let me eat one of these gummies!metroid_dread
I finally converted a webp to avif. It spent nine minutes using 100% CPU and then produced a file that was 3.4 MiB bigger. Great encoder it is.
I can’t believe Haruka is the same age as Kokoro. I guess it’s because she’s much taller.cocotama
Saw axolotls at the garden centre today. Day has been improved hundredfold.
Why did it take me sixteen episodes to get the ‘everest’ pun in the OP?ojamajodoremi ojamajodoremi_dokkaan rhetorical_question
The Ojamajos did Nether transit before it was cool.ojamajodoremi motto motto_e43
This year’s Olympic mascots are so cute! Why’d they have to be associated with an absolute disaster of an event?miraitowa someiti
The board can stay irrational longer than you can keep bumping
I sometimes think about making a list of YouTube videos I come across that have zero dislikes, but that’d certainly lead to some chucklefuck going in and giving them all a dislike.
Usually, I’d call a site titled the worlds most accurate translator
prententious, but in this case they might be right.deepl
You are now breathing manually. You are now blinking manually. You are now noticing your tinnitus. You are now noticing your visual static.
Minoru’s EDs are the best part of this show by far.lucky☆star
The space bar, the biggest key on the keyboard and therefore easiest to find in the dark, being the hotkey for enabling key lighting, is pretty thoughtful design.thinkpad
I’d gladly let mosquitos borrow some of my blood if they didn’t leave those fuckin’ itchy bumps.
I swear, this episode has Lego Movie levels of fuck you
songwriting.bluey bluey_s2e29
If you think about it, the ampersand is an ideographic character in English. It has a “meaning reading” (“and”) and a “sound reading” (‘et’ as in ‘&c’).language
Wanted to delete all the popcon no space left
warning e-mails from my maildir. Spot the mistake.
grep -rL popularity-contest | xargs rm
Is there a sudden stutter, while before, all was running smooth as butter? That’s… shader compilation!
I can't remember the last time I had to charge my wii u pro controller.
Durch bessere Motive werden Steine nicht weicher.~ Christian Ehring
> Drink six glasses of milk (3 regular, 2 choccy, 1 peach) to dunk on my lactose intolerant sister
> Get terrible diarrhoea
I deserve this.
Now that AI Dungeon is shutting down, I might just learn how to write stories on my own.
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The Yahoo!® strategy:
I need you more than Niko's ween...
(niko's ween...)
(niko's ween...)
The feline won't let me sleep
Kitty dick is like a drug, all I needchef'special oneshot
You can trace the entire etymologic family tree of thread
by looking at /int/.
Why do these terrible Wikia wikis rank higher than the originals on DDG... :(
Oshaki is wonderful. I want her to teach all of my classes.cocotama
Mukitetsu finally gets some proper lines. His voice is so cool.cocotama cocotama_e38
Xbox Game Studios
is such a stupid name. You just know it's the result of some exec being like we gotta put all of our video game-related activities under the Xbox brand
.microsoftstudios
je weet wel als je een woord niet herkent, en je moet hem opzoeken, en dan staat er zo bij van „in onderzoek van het Centrum voor Leesonderzoek herkende 99% van nederlanders dit woord”
Responsive MonoBook is so much better than MinervaNeue. It should become the default.
On episode 2 of 'iOS randomly deletes my shit', all the pleasant-to-listen-to synth voices are gone.now_i_have_to_redownload_them
You either die a villain, or live long enough to get a redemption arc.
I'm walking on eggshells (woah-oh)
I'm walking on eggshells (woah-oh)
And don't it feel good?
I always thought that Danbooru was made by a guy called Dan... but it just means cardboard box
(段 ボー ル ).
Every time someone posts I did a 360° and walked out of there
, it gets a reply saying don't you mean 180°?
. Like, have these people never heard of moonwalking?!
Remember, it's never okay to serve up a big file without a Content-Length.
I get the idea to post something, but then I put it off and forget...
Can we make asking for source when SauceNAO finds it first try a bannable offence? thx.
They should add a black card which means you never get to play soccer again for the rest of your life.
So do you get to keep the penalty cards in football? Or do you have to give them back to the referee at the end of the game?
The past tense of ‘read’ should be spelt ‘rèad’ so it's not ambiguous.
On urxvt, if you press Print Screen, it prints your screen. Physically. I don't know what I expected.
Dove (chocolate) but instead of the caramel it just has Dove (shampoo) in it.
This is the second time (in three years) that iBooks has lost all of my books. I am fucking livid.
Avoiding premature optimization doesn't mean avoiding the efficient solution at all costs.
In my opinion, the main thing that makes the new TLDs unattractive is that they're full words instead of abbreviations. .report and .computer stick out like a sore thumb compared to .com and .net. Give us .soc and .comp and .rec!
Where'd this Wi-Fi N thing come from? What happened to good ol' 802.11wxyz?
$ man zopfliT_T
No manual entry for zopfli
See 'man 7 undocumented' for help when manual pages are not available.
$ man 7 undocumented
No manual entry for undocumented in section 7
Every time this show does a serious episode it's ruined by the cheeful 'going to credits' music and I hate it.ojamajodoremi
I want a Linux keyboard with physical Super, Meta and Compose keys, and Esc in a sane place.
"[It] will require online marketplaces to check their sellers' identity before they are allowed on the platform, which will make it [...] much more difficult [...] to do [...] business," commented Mr Breton.Danger, danger.
The focus of the Digital Services Act is to create a single set of rules for the EU to keep users safe online, protect their freedom of expression and...[seven paragraphs later]
In addition, once a year they must publish a report into their handling of major risks, including users posting illegal content, disinformation that could sway elections, and the unjustified targeting of minority groups.
It's quiet in the streets of Utrecht
Quiet in the streets of Enschede
And I wonder to myself
Could life ever be sane again?
Everything is Ok~ 7z
It would be convenient that if you passed a string into appendChild it'd automatically create a text node for you.
On my lap and in my palm
We can't ⌘← we've clicked too far
Newbies came and broke your board
Put the blame on AOL
Put this in your Library/WindowMaker/autostart: fortune | fold | xmessage -file - &
Hockey. Volleyball. Basketball. Dodgeball. Long ago, the four sports lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when hockey attacked.
In reply to: 2020-07-09T22:04:52ZIt seems that my cries have been heard. As of the latest update, it is now 8 clicks.
General of the order of the WLAN and guardian of the eth0 port, Netmeister.
Minor risk of copyright infringement. Lack of authenticity. A bit sterile?~ Terence Eden
As of Kuroba 4.13, the workflow for filtering an image is: click ⋮ → select "Filter…" → select "Image hash" → set action to "Remove post" → save → go back. That's way too many (7) clicks. There should just be a checkbox like "Always use this action when filtering posts".
I really hope the circle cropped avatars trend ends soon. It's not like you gain any real estate by doing so. I know you're exited that border-radius works everywhere now, but come on.
You know when you dream that you're in another country but it starts falling apart when you see road signs in your native language?
Mathematics was once prose, and just because it is symbols now it does not mean you can treat it like code.– Daniel Holden
In reply to: NowDon't you know? You're not supposed to charge past 75%.
Liked: How to comment
I'm still not sure how I feel about 4chan Pass. On one hand, it'd be nice to never have to solve a captcha again, but on the other hand, I'd be encouraging them to keep the annoying captchas. For a very short while they used hCaptcha instead of reCaptcha for the reports system, I hope that becomes the default for posting.
The USB hub I'm using is extremely finnicky, the slightest bump makes it disconnect. My network adapter is connected to that USB hub. Firefox has a bug that makes it crash when it loses connection to the internet. Guess what happened when I was just about to save a font I drew in BitFontMaker2.
Today, I was looking at my UEFI settings because I had to enable Legacy Support. I noticed that I had "Always spin fan" turned on. It's so weird having my laptop be completely noiseless.
I had 112 days of uptime but I just accidentally hit the power button :'(
I gotta find out how to disable ACPI.
If ² is pronounced "squared" and ³ is pronounced "cubed", then ⁴ should be "tessed".
The SNES Classic has its HDMI port upside down, but the USB port right-side up. What's up with that?
Microcomputer DESTROYS physical synthesizers with REASON and LOGIC.
You can tell Conservapedia is untrustworthy, because they removed the monochrome book from Monobook. Only villains do that.
And I remember talking about MIDI at a Chinese restaurant with Dave Rossum of E-mu systems, who said "Why not just use Ethernet? It's fast, it exists, and it's only about $10 to implement."
Imagine if that became the standard. We would've had the internet of things but for synths years ago.
In Miraculous, I've noticed about three teapots, but none of them were the Utah Teapot. They must really be playing the long con, huh?
Even a 128gb internal storage can't help this message eventually appearing.
GNU Units is amazing. It does conversions between practically anything, including currencies.
You have: 1732kbps * 47 minutes
You want: MiB
* 582.24678 MiB
There are JPEG artifacts in my ACPI BGRT image. Which makes no sense, considering it's a BMP.
You know when you click on "save" or "download" in an app and it just tells you 'Saved!'. Like, you're really gonna make me search for this file?
Episode V of Star Wars is subtitled "The Empire Strikes Back". Episode 5 of Bianco Hills is called "Petey Piranha Strikes Back".
Coincidence? I mean probably but it would be cool if it wasn't.supermariosunshine
This quote from Paul Graham perfectly summarises why I prefer platforms with minimal moderation:
"...forbidding bad behavior does tend to keep away bad people, because they feel uncomfortably constrained in a place where they have to behave well."Other social networks make me feel constrained, because they expect me to act like a decent person.
You know when you're looking at the peer list in your torrent client and they're downloading a show you liked from you and you look at the country flag and you're like You're gonna be in for a treat, French guy.
I swear why does Desktop Dash keep getting picked it isn't even that good.ctgp
Did you know: Without money, the earth wouldn't retain its current shape. This is evidenced by the fact that money makes the world go round.
Playing ctgp and my red shell just drove straight into a pit. Like, it didn't even _try_ to make an effort to pathfind around it.ctgp
Yeah I'd rather go with the two thousand chocolate bars.
Neuroscience Says Doing This 1 Thing Makes You Just as Happy as Eating 2,000 Chocolate Bars
For y'all new age retro hippies out there, here's how you get fA = 432 Hz: sox in.ogg out.ogg pitch -32
But seriously, seeing everything glow in the dark looks so pretty, it's a shame you only get to see it before you activate the guidance stone. If you could hide the HUD, it'd be wallpaper material.
The Sheikah were so busy putting all sorts of fancy runes in this thing that they forgot that a torch can also be pretty darn useful sometimes.botw
Unicode should have a neko modifier so you can give any emoji cat ears.
You know when you jump off a building to end a dream and it doesn't work so you have to finish the rest of the dream with a broken neck?
Also scoring an out by slamming the ball into your opponent's face will never not be hilarious.
I wonder how many ping-pong balls are in the Wii Sports Resort pool.wiisportsresort
I really wish you could add a label to stamps. I keep forgetting why I stamped a place when checking my map.botw
In Breath of the Wild, your greatest enemy isn't Calamity Ganon. It's rain. Fuck rain.botw
1. Download Tusky from GitHub: https://github.com/tuskyapp/Tusky/releases
2. Run the following commands in your terminal: cd /sdcard/Download && sed 's/gab\.com/asdfghj/' tusky.apk > tusky-mod.apk (replace tusky.apk with the name of the apk you downloaded)
3. In Lucky Patcher, go to 'Rebuild & Install', browse to 'sdcard', 'Download', click 'tusky-mod.apk', and select 'Rebuild' then 'Resign with test signature'.
4. Install Tusky.resigned.apk from Download using your file manager.
By default, you cannot sign in to Gab using Tusky. This isn't due to an incompatibility; it is intentionally blacklisted. However, it's easy to patch Tusky to remove this limitation. You'll need a terminal emulator and Lucky Patcher.
A cool talk about a really cool internet thing!
YouTube
If a light is on but no-one's around to see it, should I really have been billed for it?
Has anyone else just entirely forgot about Bone-Dry Dunes's existence (in mk8, not deluxe)? Like, it's almost as if it's blacklisted from showing up in online worldwide lobbies.mk8
Reverse array in es6:
var arr = ['one', 'two', 'three'], revarr = [], i = arr.length;
for (revarr[--i] of arr);
console.log(arr); // > ['three', 'two', 'one']es6
Fall from a tree
You'll break your knee
I'll give you some brie
And we'll both be happy
Watch The Super Mario Bros. Super Show it's good.
It has a fat italian plumber and that's really all you need.
Watch Miraculous it's good.
It has a cute catboy and that's really all you need.
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1936
The design of the character in the first image in this article is like, very appealing. I like it.
oh no my last two tweet chains are being displayed out of order
i hope this is only on my end
my pathetic attempts at humor cannot be misrepresented in this way
WEBVTT
16:30.000 --> 16:34.000
[she screams]
[he chuckles]
[she screams]
Qt is pronounced ‘cute’ and I’ve got citations to prove it.[1]
I'm fairly certain Wiis without the Homebrew Channel don't exist.
The Noises That Shaped Us: Coming occasionally to a band camp near you.
I wonder what could have been if Markus and Hayden got along better.
Tumblr, after collecting 6 infinity stones: *snap*
Half of Tumblr: *dies*
Moe anthropomorphism is a perfectly valid marketing strategy.
“What’s a web page? Something ducks walk on?”— haha verry funny peter
“Never gonna let you up. Never gonna give you down.”— Astley Rick
Always keep your interrobangs pinned on top of your clipboard manager. You never know when you might need one.
You ever look at an empty temp directory and wonder… what the heck was supposed to be in there‽
If you’re wondering if my posts make sense to me… No, no they don’t.
The most reliable way to tell if someone’s dead is to check if their Wikipedia article is written in the past tense.
city escape but i selected the wrong soundfont: https://youtu.be/7By5GEMYuDk via @YouTube
var list = document.getElementsByClassName(prompt('Class to open'));
for (var i = 0; i < list.length; i++) {
window.open(list[i].href);
}
Hello is this the returns department yes I’d like to trade my sad face for a neutral face thanks
Re: What if King Bob-omb Was Spawned Off The Mountain?: https://youtu.be/7By5GEMYuDk via @YouTube
Today, instead of lunch, I tried setting up network printing/scanning without the admin password. It did not work.
I wish I could spell disambiguation without having to copy it from a Wikipedia redirect page.
The Tumblr app on Android now allows you to view ‘Anonymous’’s blog. I don’t know why you would want to, but you can.
Sometimes I look at my thumb to check if my fingerprint is still there.
Mario Kart: Double Dash!! Longplay (All tracks, all CCs): https://youtu.be/3Sg8iIjKr30 via @YouTube
I want to start spinning and never stop so I don’t get dizzy.
Imagine a parallel universe where it’s socially acceptable to always wear pajamas or other comfy clothing.
Go home and enjoy a nice cup of tea
[360/VR] Minecraft Mario Kart RainbowHighway Gameplay: https://youtu.be/L11__9_5sIQ via @YouTube
A questionably ethical way to generate power in the Pokemon universe would be to connect a bunch of Pikachu to a battery.
I’m beginning to feel like a Wrap God, Wrap God– Taco Bell employee
Those clapping emoji texts must be annoying to listen to with a screen reader. “👏who 👏 did 👏 this 👏” -> “clapping hands sign who clapping hands sign did clapping hands sign this clapping hands sign”
A pizza place should order a sack of bones, then everytime some stupid kid asks for boneless pizza they say “We’re sorry, we can’t honor that request” and then they put bones on the pizza.
Renai Circulation is apparently in my playlist and I can’t hate myself more for it.
Get your credit card ‘cause I need more money– Maurizio DeJorio
All I wanna get is your baby
Hoverboarding in the 10’s is the 🔥 way I like to be.
I have no connection but I must meme
2001: Super Mario Odyssey
Dude: What’s the chat format even useful for?
Other dude: I mean I guess you could structure text like this.
Dude: Like what? This reminds me of that time you told me to press A to jump.
*bass riff*
Did something just snap in me and now I’m an edgy Tumblr poster or am I just way too tired.
that last post totally wasn't inspired by this article or something: https://www.theonion.com/no-way-to-prevent-this-says-only-nation-where-this-r-1820163660
People having guns make people want to buy guns to protect themselves against the people that have guns, but then people want guns to protect themselves against the people that have guns to protect themselves against the people that have guns.
Eventually everything is a gun. Well, maybe like, food, but that food is also a gun.
☐ Profile pic
☑ Copy over those posts
☑ cname
☑ Delete old one (so i can use that email for this one)
You know maybe I can like delete my main and make this my main. I can post the 3 non-reblogs again on here and then I can like… have a fresh start or something. No reblogs, no following a million accounts. I cname my tumblr anyways so I shouldn’t run into problems with broken links.
